Thursday, June 12, 2008

Skull Bike

The skeletal spotlight shines this time on:
The Murdercycle

Death doesn't ride in on a bike: it IS a bike!

It would take a special kind of dude to ride this bike.

Unless you started out like this:

And ended up like this:
...then you better not even try it. You will die. Horribly.

It's said that on a full moon the bike rides around on it's own without a rider.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if it didn't.

Even Ghost Rider wouldn't try to ride this bike, for fear of being upstaged by it. He'd look a little redundant. And nobody, but nobody, would have the guts to tell you that it looks a little gay riding nestled up against the butt bone.

The next Terminator Skynet sent didn't need to steal a bike; it could turn into one.

"I'll be back."

If you ever run across this bike, snap some pictures and be thankful that it didn't run across you first. Cause this thing brakes for no-one.

Here's a page with more pictures:


Patrick said...

That is a very cool motorcycle for sure! I was contemplating buying a motorcycle to get better gas mileage, I am guessing I won't find one like this at any of the bike shops around town....

Karswell said...

Yeah, do they make a Vespa in this style? I guess that a Murder Scooter would totally defeat the entire purpose though...

henroidDENOTS said...

looks awesome. i was just wondering where the fuel tank is...?