Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Look at my brain, mommy!

The Skeletal Spotlight shines this time on:
The "Bitz" Anatomy Skull

Hey, kids! Want to be a brain surgeon? A Crime Scene Investigator? Mortician? Serial killer? Then you need "Bitz!" The game where you put together then take apart a human skull and brain! Be the envy of all your friends! Learn what you look like inside! Pretend you're Dr. Frankenstein or Hannibal Lector! Conduct your own autopsies! Educational fun for ages 6 and up. Fake blood not included.

"Practice on this instead of your little sister, your mother will love you for it!"

"I don't know, having the top of my skull open just kinda strikes me as funny, ya know?"
More info: http://gifts.barnesandnoble.com/Toys-games/Skull/e/9781400665204

"Baby brains may be underdeveloped, but they are sooo much tastier and tender than those of adults. We Japanese know this."
More info: http://www.daylife.com/photo/0avk2f5e0i0U7

Another type of this kind of toy that Herbert West likely played with while growing up.
More info: http://www.boneclones.com/BC-092-Set.htm

Seriously though, any kid getting this at 6 years old is going to be messed up. If he or she doesn't turn out to be a sicko killer with a taste for brains, they will at the very least become a Monster Kid and spend the rest of their life obsessing about weird movies and comics. And nobody wants that! They should turn out normal, emulating Brittney Spears, rapping with Flava Flav, and learning how to steal cars and kill cops while playing XBox or whatever.


Absinthe said...

Those are cool! I had balsa wood models of dinosaurs when I was little. They were fun to put together but then they were also too fragile. A slight breeze would make dino a pile of bones.

Karswell said...

They should make the brain edible! Think people, think!