Sipping Tana Leaf Tea

NEWSFLASH:
Blue-collar"Sweet Skulls" blogger inducted into prestigious League of Tana Tea Drinkers!
Speculation runs rampant as members wonder how he got in!

Eeeeee! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, I just can't believe it!
I could just DIE of happiness... AGAIN! Eeeee!

The League of Tana Tea Drinkers is an elite collection of brainy bloggers whose member credentials are impressive. Authors, industry insiders, professionals... the Mensa club for refined horror enthusiasts. A rarified, sophisticated, intelligent gathering of film fans that only invite those whose blogs reflect class and insight.

So how I got invited is beyond me.

Their blogs and articles reflect their college degrees and years of experience, while mine read like a 15 year old monster kid... which is essentially what I am under the layers of fatty encrusted adult responsibilities.

I rather feel like I'm the mentally-challenged caddie who the members invite into the country club for comic relief. But hey, I'm here, so I'll enjoy the benefits and laugh at all the jokes as if I belong, all the while snarfing up the expensive hor'dourves and stuffing the cheese crackers into my pockets.

In closing, thanks to my secret sponsor for recommending me, the League for accepting me, and the other members for welcoming me. I look forward to joining the topic discussions occasionally, and often rubbing my bony online shoulders with the upper crust of horror-film-appreciation society.

I lift my foggy dry-ice-spiked cup of tana leaf tea to my fellow League members. Under the light of the full moon, I salute you!